>missed that
So did Toriyama.
>must be an anime thing
Or even a dub matter. Ā Lots of nonsense comes of these adaptations, you'll find. Ā One of the most flagrant being "the brilliant scientist" that Vegeta knew (Gokek's father). Ā It wasn't in the original Funi, version (regarding KK). Ā This is canon:
>about Cell using
As in 'should have' or 'did'? Ā The latter didn't happen even in filler (overtly) in any known version I'm aware of. Ā The former is just going off the skills he SHOULD have.
>better choice
Absolutely. Ā Is there any real question here? Ā Let us get on with it, then. Ā First, the canon component parts and what they offer from the samples he had. Ā Next we'll go over what he ought to have done with them. Ā Then what he should have been. Ā Finally, Super...
His components are:
Goku - Solar Flare, KMHM, SB (talked about), KK (hushed), SKW (magic, so maybe only good for the power sample of the time *else he should have the full extent of his Oozaru, which SHOULD be a thing for him even as a mutt*), flight, telepathy, mind-reading touch (updated sample), kiai, ki transfer (update), FFFFFFFFF and IT (from an updated sample, which would include FPSS and even the latest KMHM variations as with the 'torpedo' *yes, it was actually KMHM in canon*). Ā Zenkai and Oozaru as part of the biology. Ā Afterimage is pushing it (RPS ain't shit and 'moving quick' to leave illusions is really whatever *as covers the likes of Choppa's garbage move*). Ā Of the techniques only used on this list, Cell only uses Solar Flare (to get away pre-Perfection) and KMHM until getting the last zenkai of the series and IT (only to get back to the battlefield).
Vegeta - Ki augmented strikes, fireball (kids apparently are calling it "Shine Shot" now), Power Ball, Oozaru mastery, GG, AoE blast, barrage, Dirty Fireworks (though people only think of it on Namek, it is the same thing he did to the Saibamen), mouth blast (while Oozaru, anyway), Ki sensing (not from SKW like the vassal and asspulled it just before getting sampled), flight, ki disc (he knew it before Krillin, so he could warn Nappa *even uses it to take out Oozaru Gohan*) and 'Galaxy Breaker' (fancy name given to Vegeta sending his ki from his whole body in a beam). Ā If not from Pickle, then all he is using that can even come from Vegeta would be ki sensing and flight (basic enough that all have it). Ā No update to his sample obtained for Namek and beyond.
Piccolo - Barrage, SBC, Clothes Beam (some utility should exist), AoE, Antennae Shock (Cell doesn't have them, so...), Eye Beams, flight, ki sensing, Destruction Wave, Chasing Bullet, Demon Wave, ECW (he at least knew how to counter it, so there is that), Light Grenade (from updated sample), Masenko (never used by him in canon, but supposedly taught Gohan this off-panel), Hellzone Grenade (updated sample), ki barrage, mouth blast, telepathy and kiai. Ā Regeneration (somehow NOT draining stamina from Cell and NOT failing if the head is taken out *the slug only ever really shows this off for his arms in canon though it should work for other parts and off-screen Buu Saga has him recover from what should be a really fucked up state*), Limb Stretching (only shown in canon for arms, but at most Cell does it for the tail when accepting things into his body), Expansion ('Super Namek'), merger (something that never comes up), super hearing and birthing (Junior never does it in any way, but Cell makes his own bullshit version that doesn't weaken him). Ā Kids talk like he has Eternal Youth (from his father's wish *inheriting magic, are we*), but that is fanon. Ā Potentially Cell could use Kami's genetics to let him peer to 'lower realms' (like from Other World) for what little that would be worth (though this was also something that applied to being high up on Earth *down to the ground level, which has more obvious value*). Ā Of these things just on him, regeneration and birthing (maybe also stretching) are it. Ā Just biological things. Ā No techniques from him.
Frieza - Death Beam (barrage, too), Death Bullet (better known for the barrage on Junior), Death Wave (similarly 'Psychic Wave'), Death Ball (didn't do shit), Death Bomb, telepathy, telekinesis, flight, eye beam, kiai, Death Storm (same thing as what Nappa does, really), Death Barrage (odd ki during an otherwise generic attack), Imprisonment Ball (like almost all of the moves this one uses, unproven against near equals), Nova Strike (a proven move in that against someone STRONGER than him he was able to temporarily match the KMHM), Death Saucer (ki disc, but demonstrating he can do multiple and apply TK to direct though not without hand movement), Death Cannon (another Destructive Wave type *a few of these I'm not bothering with*) and Death Psycho Bomb (like Dirty Fireworks). Ā 'Breath' (the fuck is there to take-in *he is known to pant, so it is a thing for him* when in a damn vacuum) in space, extreme survival (functions while in a sorry state *possibly a factor in the nonsense combo with Namekian regen*) and transformation (Cell never does this save through absorbing the cyborgs he was meant to join with). Ā Fanon suggests he may have minor divination based on his esper abilities and talk regarding a Saiyan growing in power. Ā Hard to say if it wasn't just paranoia. Ā Fanon also suggests he can make the bio-suits, but there is nothing canon backing that. Ā Cell definitely uses the 'survivability', TK, Death Wave and Death Beam. Ā While he leans on Gokek, he does use some Fridge, too.
Kold - Flight is about all we know from him. Ā Huge waste to even possess. Ā Somehow more of a filler choice than Gokek.
What should he have done with what he had? Ā Certainly NOT rely on Gokek's KMHM. Ā Of his 'beams' to be used quickly, SBC should be his best bet. Ā Not so sure if it could be 'struggled' with, so for continuous fire maybe GG instead. Ā Can't trust Frieza's track record for moves demonstrated to work when not at a hilarious advantage regarding his own cases. Ā For balls? Ā Doesn't really matter too much. Ā Could even be KMHM (torpedo), but use it in a guided fashion. Ā If left to a single arm, I suppose Death Beam is sensible (versus how long SBC takes that way). Ā For slicing surprises, Death Wave. Ā Frieza and Vegeta both have surprise explosion options (better to go with Vegeta if being direct, frankly).
Fire? Ā Geets brings the heat. Ā Paralysis? Ā Not all it could be, but Pickle has it as utility, but would that 'crown' even cover for the lack of antenna? Ā Mouth and eye attacks are good for surprises (especially in close while otherwise having limbs tied up). Ā In terms of AoE, the Pickle and Vegetable are both fine (no clear advantage to one or the other). Ā Esper abilities? Ā Frieza has 'em. Ā Make better use of this. Ā Magical stuff is more limited, but materialization even if limited to a beam landing on a target should allow bullshit like summoning armor for oneself/others or perhaps a Katchin (strongest material there is) straightjack (or Iron Maiden) to capture/entomb someone? Ā Sounds promising to me.
Gokek's updated sample was mostly desirable for IT (underutilized). Ā The original was only really good for Solar Flare, but we have a significantly better source for that. Ā Not convinced SB (as is) has any value whatsoever to Cell. Ā KK, however, should have been essential. Ā The updated sample having FPSS as a concept means he should have been able to at least use SS (mutt genes) without being overly strained (made-up to be a thing by this point). Ā Ranged slicing? Ā Ki disc from Frieza is probably optimal. Ā Barrage? Ā Go with Vegeta or Piccolo again (usually the best calls).
Actually making use of Oozaru might have been something (and Power Ball would be practically free) if he wasn't enjoy the perks passively already. Ā Shame the infinite stamina of the cyborgs didn't cover his ass, but he did get hax regen and survival, so whatever. Ā Maybe stretch out at foes? Ā Birth and try to merge to pull bullshit hax? Ā Guy didn't even try to use his tail anymore after getting his perfect state (could have been firing beams from it *didn't even do this beyond his hands in canon*). Ā Ki augmented strikes could have been fun, too. Ā Where is the damn Nova Strike (converted into Galaxy Breaker)? Ā Just left a lot on the table.
NOTE: Having SBC should have easily allowed him to best Gohan (even without FPSS and/or KK taking him further) in the final struggle.
What should he have had? Ā Not Gokek. Ā He only got put into the corner he did for having that useless stock (for KK being banned). Ā IT is all he had, but it shouldn't have become necessary. Ā That he couldn't copy it was telling, too (saw it more than once, but still wasn't able to do it despite Gokek genes *supposed genius about mimicry, so not sure other such types would make the difference there*). Ā No, Vegeta already offers the same things, but better. Ā We don't need more Saiyan DNA. Ā Piccolo and Frieza have obvious merits. Ā Kold is filler. Ā Pretending he can only have five slots, this leaves two now. Ā Shall we partake in a mutt just to have the DNA (since we're going to act like it has to be demi-Saiyan by birth)? Ā Not much point before SS2 unlock, so that is off the table, sadly. Ā If being less restrictive, we just need another human to get the advantage.
I will, obviously, nominate Tien. Ā Even without that boon, he provides us some superior tech. Ā Dodonpa gives us the best one-handed beam option (in terms of efficiency). Ā Tri-Beam is the ultimate (needs no explanation). Ā The extra eye has some minor utility value (aside from another eye beam source). Ā Multi-arm would also allow utility. Ā Multi-form merely taken as is in canon would probably not help without ultra hax (pretending combining back together is now a merger to just multiply *too goofy to humor*). Ā Though maybe in tandem with ECW (possibly the case Pickle already knows it through his ability to reverse, but this guarantees we have the ability as a final resort). Ā CSATT would be the trump card against at least KHMH (if not all similar beams), which might have come in handy while he was getting wrecked by it (multiple times) of all things. Ā Having Tien means replacing the lost Solar Flare, too. Ā Won't have mind-reading (updated Gokek), but it wasn't like he had a reason to do that. Ā More repeats like flight, kiai and telepathy aside, there is also the useless Volley Ball Fist. Ā Perhaps had he not gotten pushed aside, he could have made the 'Galactic Donut' (for a volleyball of a foe to knock around) rather than Gotenks. Ā What a pity (doesn't even get to do a team up in FighterZ with Piccolo and the rat).
But if one needs a final slot, why not gain more utility? Ā Roshi has pressure points (though only used on a much weaker foe). Ā Hypnosis is a cute trick, but he needed the enemy to just stare at it. Ā Lullaby is in the same boat, but they have to listen. Ā Thunder Shock Surprise punched way above its weight by the nearly equal Gokek being contained despite Oozaru (x10) though not incredibly damaging all at once. Ā ECW is already covered. Ā KHMH would be regained for what little that even matters. Ā His lack of flight is covered. Ā Has the all too common ki sensing. Ā I'll not humor RPS, Afterimage, Drunken Fist, etc. Ā While already having Tien, it is sort of a weak pick, but he might also come with advanced lifespan (like his sister) if not also biological immortality (magically gained). Ā The gimmicks could help if not TSS for keeping someone stronger than you in place (without resorting to Chiaotzu genetics *who couldn't even manage half-assing Nappa*). Ā No other cases among the samples available in the time span in question seem like as good a final choice. Ā Trunks really isn't offering anything other than biology. Ā Same for Gohan. Ā Yamcha's guided attack doesn't seem any better than what Piccolo offers and WFF is dumb shit. Ā Krillin offers a bunch of crap already available and one half-decent move (Scatterbullet is nonsense punching above its weight though slow in exchange). Ā Devil Man is not around, so he can't just lift Devilmite Beam (or it would be the most obvious fucking selection for one move).
NOTE: Obviously Cell looks like a putz not absorbing everyone he could to obtain their abilities (something Buu was a bit smarter about *and Kid copied the superior teleport while exploiting his hax stamina*). Ā Clearly the cyborgs taken whole and humans slurped up didn't allow for the hybrid advantage. Ā Sucks for him.
As for Super, they had a day for Cell to get caught up if using him. Ā Pretending he didn't get purified in Super (instead being in Hell), we could send him to train for a year in RoSaT. Ā Frieza needed little time to improve himself. Ā Speaking of which, take Cell to slurp up the captured Frieza in Hell. Ā Get a head start. Ā Maybe re-absorb the cyborgs (updated power)? Ā Needless, frankly. Ā Need 10 contestants as is (at the start). Ā If convincing (or just absorbing *getting there without sensing him would be the problem here, not lack of a teleport*), then spitting out a Junior to do the ritual) Old Kai to help, he can go Mystic to bypass the training (again, RoSaT to make it work in a day). Ā Without Mystic, 'Golden' and a year of training would go a long way even before a bit of god ki training (would go faster with an updated 'taste' of Gokek *senzu can heal the damage*). Ā This being something useful even with Mystic (as it is unnatural, it is another way to 'go beyond'). Ā The ability to birth a bunch of fighters (cost free) at even 'around half' his level would be pretty great to exploit. Ā His ability to survive extreme damage would be useful for playing the likes of Hit (if ever desperate enough to go for a 'kill shot' *mutual DQ*). Ā Same for blowing himself up on someone just to come back (stronger, possibly). Ā Having him adds another 'android barrier' user (if he could learn to pull the stunts of 17 in the anime, that would be swell). Ā Really, just giving blood bags to the guy to take in as bio-extract might be enough to donate towards further evolution.
NOTE: However, the obvious truth is that BUU is the top choice (of all). Ā He got screwed for being too hax (and thus removed for raffs).